Where am I? One minute I was in the girls bathroom, opening the stall to yell at some boys, who apparently can't read or they would know that it said girls on the front, but then I ended up here, on this ship. If this is some kind of joke, it's not funny anymore. I mean seriously, I'm going to tell and you will all get detention.
I want to go home. I'm starting to get hungry and I have a Charms essay that I haven't even started yet. You've all had you're fun, now please stop, whatever it is you are doing and let me go!